A brother and sister are sitting in the family room playing with toys.

bro: hehehe
sis: hey! That's mine!
bro: Not anymore!
sis: Moooooom!
bro: she's in the bathroom, she can't hear you! Haha!
sis: Oh, you just wait till she gets out! You're gonna be in so much trouble!
bro: (gasp)! Mom!
sis: haha, told ya so!
bro: (grumble grumble)
sis: Have fun on time out!

Cloudy milk

There's Neon ice cream & blue cheese.
Bumble bumble bumble bumble bumble bumble bumble bumble bee.
Too cool too cool too cool too cool too cool too cool too cool, yeah, that's right.
Like ice on a rainy day, Heater on the fan.
Hot air balloons swimming in the sea of love.
Do you like the noodle that are so heavily afloat?
He are happy, he are sad, is it that crammed??
Bumble bumble bumble bees are favorite pesks.
nap
clap
To do a plan is to write a clay...
Never again will the bluegrass fray.

Direct Orders

Rock out like fresh chocolate chip cookies. Like a puppy that was just adopted. Rock out like you just won an all-expenses-paid trip to anywhere in the world for two weeks. Like it's the friday night starting a vacation for the the following week. Rock out like you just realized you're a nerd and are proud of it. Rock out like you never had to worry again. Like a guitarist with a new guitar. Rock out like a little kid. Like the return of a soldier. Like your favorite song just came on. Like you just got a new t.v. Like you found old pictures of you, family, and friends. Rock out like the new season just started. Like you just finished a masterpiece. Like you've completed the school year with straight "A"s. Like you just graduated high school, or even college. Rock out like you made the team. Like there's no tomorrow, next time, or see you again. Rock out like you just saw the best movie yet. Like you just won a scholorship worth tons. Like you just got your first cell phone. Like electricity was just invented. Rock out like you want to let the whole world know that you know you're AWESOME! Rock out for LIFE!

Shake the dust

This is for the vietnam war veterans.
This is for the illegal immigrants who can do nothing but immigrate to stay alive.
Shake the dust.
This for the gangly, nerdy boys.
This is for the little sisters.
Shake the dust.
This is for the outcasts.
This is for the innocent imprisoned.
This is for the construction workers.
This is for the fired.
Shake the dust.
This is for the ones uneducated & unemployed.
This is for those without homes.
This is for the ones without family.
This is for those alone on Christmas.
Shake the dust.
This is for the people so tall that they feel out-of-place.
This is for the sports players with injuries.
Shake the dust.
This is for the shy people.
This is for the balding teens.
This is for those who can only afford hand-me-downs.
This is for the stubborn.
Shake the dust.